Because another wine food and travel blog was way too long.
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Chicken-napping updateThere has been some movement in the case of my beloved missing chicken. The evil genius pirates that took him hostage have delivered a couple of communiques. The first was delivered as an image and is reproduced below.
Can you imagine anyone thinking that was even remotely funny? Then these sick bastards sent this message:
These are definitely some desperate and evil people that we are dealing with. I am pretty sure that this is not their first time kidnapping and molesting chickens. Despite the horrors that my sweet and formerly innocent chicken must be facing, I was overjoyed to find out that we would soon be reunited. This morning I rushed into work only to find this message:
Imagine my dismay? Please keep your fingers crossed that this depraved band of chicken rapers return my chicken unharmed tomorrow. 
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April 20th, 2009 at 5:07 pm
Hang in there sweet chicken … hang in there … we will hold candlelight vigils at the nation's capital everyday until your return if we have to …
April 20th, 2009 at 5:18 pm
Oh dear. Perhaps now would be a good time to consider a bribe with a bottle of your finest.
April 20th, 2009 at 6:16 pm
My fingers are crossed.
April 20th, 2009 at 7:05 pm
Thank you so much. You don't know how much that means to me.
April 20th, 2009 at 7:06 pm
I doubt that chicken molesters can tell the good stuff from antifreeze.
April 20th, 2009 at 7:07 pm
With Charles'?
April 20th, 2009 at 8:45 pm
The chicken napper should re-think his review of a certain Space Center Blvd restaurant that shall remain nameless. Or else we shall think he was taken in by the electronic wine list and “Gentlemen's Club” ambiance.
Don't make me post a link to your blog….World Domination of Helpless Rubber Chickens.
Bring back the Chicken! We've got your number!
April 21st, 2009 at 11:16 am
The exchange will be tomorrow…
You know what you need to do…
Or I'll be having chicken stew!
Bwah ha ha ha ha ha!
April 21st, 2009 at 3:41 pm
Maybe you should call in an expert to help? http://thechickenwhisperer.blogspot.com/
April 21st, 2009 at 4:36 pm
You need Jack Bauer, ASAP!
April 21st, 2009 at 6:07 pm
Let's hope that you can take your medicine like a manatee.
April 21st, 2009 at 6:11 pm
LOL! Perfect.
April 21st, 2009 at 6:11 pm
I know this chickennapping bastard. Jack Bauer is afraid of him.
April 21st, 2009 at 7:17 pm
How about Chuck Norris?
April 21st, 2009 at 7:49 pm
Norris wets his pants over Jack Bauer, he definitely doesn't want to mess with Charl…um, Jason.
April 21st, 2009 at 8:45 pm
And exactly how does a manatee take it's medicine?
You should save your efforts for reabilitating your chicken. Doctors are time consuming and they get pretty expensive!
Just bring the ransom.
If your extra cooperative, you may even get your chef back. O_o
April 22nd, 2009 at 2:00 pm
At least one of the Chicken Nappers is a Longhorn and a CodeGeek:
http://wdi.dyndns.org/wordpress/?cat=2
April 30th, 2009 at 11:15 am
Dear Chicken Napper:
The time has come to return the chicken to its rightful owner. Don't you think there has been enough heartache lately? And of course, given that you work in a federal capacity, no wine can be left on the premises.
Have a heart. Bring Back the Chicken!
April 30th, 2009 at 2:15 pm
Dear Chicken Napper:
The time has come to return the chicken to its rightful owner. Don't you think there has been enough heartache lately? And of course, given that you work in a federal capacity, no wine can be left on the premises.
Have a heart. Bring Back the Chicken!
April 30th, 2009 at 6:15 pm
Dear Chicken Napper:
The time has come to return the chicken to its rightful owner. Don't you think there has been enough heartache lately? And of course, given that you work in a federal capacity, no wine can be left on the premises.
Have a heart. Bring Back the Chicken!
June 2nd, 2009 at 4:16 pm
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